Seas the day and hit the irons. Don't be a chum-p, wave goodbye to weak muscles. Shore up some fin-tastic gains that you can sink your teeth into.
It Came from the Surf
Even guppies know the gym is THAT WAY. Cruise on over to pump it up with some dead-eyed lifts. Good for gains, and good for the gills. Don’t forget to stretch bros!
Its jaw snapped
Flex those fins, it’s time to bite into the competish. Sharks over Jets and we always look good in a Tank. Take the other fish to school and become the baddest on the beach!
Tooth and Grail
Chomp up the chumps and squat til you flop. Up the reps to lunge past the frenzy when there’s blood in the water. The Grailed know not to skip leg day if you want to run New Tokyo.
The Plethora of Teeth
Gainz aren’t made just by getting shredded. Bad dental hygiene is for wimps. Floss after bulking and brush twice daily, bros. A winning smile takes the bite out of any challenge.
Up the reps to build more beefcake. The right snack between sets can help you get into rare form. Don't forget to hydrate to reach new PR's again and again.
The Drop (Club Remix)
Pump, pump, pump and untz, untz, untz. And boots and pants and boots and pants. AIRHORN! BEW BEW BEW BEW BEEEWWW.
The shoulders that smolder. The grin that wins. Have you been bit because you are looking CUT, my guy.
A Vision of Strength
These aren’t just gym muscles. And no need to sweat the small sets when you’ve got a winning smile. Workout buddies work it out because we know there’s always strength in numbers.
Muscles Torn from Bone
Holy sit-up, bros! What the ffffffffffffffffflex!!
Sleep is for the Weak
No time for rest, only reps. Two minutes of brushy brush, then get ready for bed by hitting the bench, bros!
Drinks After Work Bro
Any plans tonight, team? A quick gym sesh then drinks on me at the watering hole, LET’S GO.
Tank Top Dreamboat
Sun’s out, guns out, and don’t forget the block. Stick together and take care of each other out there, bros!